Luke Sng: August 2008

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Where I Learned To Lift Weights

One afternoon, Mommie put me in front of the t.v. to watch women weight-lifters compete in the Olympics while she did ironing. After watching for half an hour, I was so inspired, I decided to do my own imaginary weight-lifting. When she saw this, Mommie stopped her ironing and taught me to say, "Up, Up, Up!" when I lift my weights. So I have been doing this ever since. And I love the crazy applause that always follows!

Hope you are impressed too!

I just might sign myself up to join Baby Olympics if you would organise one.

My 'Page-Turning' Feat

It all started with t.v. My parents discovered that I enjoyed watching Terminator and could sit thru 1 hour of it but could not bear watching Barney for 15 minutes. I cried and cried to be rescued when I saw the Purple Dinosaur singing. So my parents concluded that I might be drawn to violent films instead of kiddy ones. That's when they decided to start me on books.

I like books. They are for trampling on and wiping my feet. I wish I could trample them with my fingers but too bad they are still too weak to do the job.

Good thing I've got powerful feet !

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Gas Bag

My parents frown when they see that I frown quite a bit in my sleep.

Sometimes, it's cos I dream that I lost my teat, so I panic.

Most times, it's cos I don't suck very well so I end up drinking gas and becoming more of a gas-bag than a baby.

If only my parents knew this, they'd burp me properly and longer so I could start smiling in my sleep instead.

My Off-Key, On-The-Ball Daddie

He's Handsome !

He gives Tender Lovin Care !

But uh-oh, he can't sing !

Less Is More !

Most parents want to give their children EVERYTHING.

But Mom & Dad say, "A child doesn't need or want everything. A child needs LOVE & LIMITS!

Most parents want to give more and more but Mom & Dad say, "Less Is More!"

So when I grow up, there'll be no Game Boy or Play Station or X-Box for me.

Have I been short-changed or something ?

Mommie Rocks !

I ain't heavy, but Mommie is ! So I say, "Mommie ROCKS !

Gonna Be A Superstar !

Gurus believe that if you believe in yourself, you gonna be GREAT someday.

So for a start, I'm wearing over-sized tank tops with stars to help everybody believe I'm gonna be a SUPERSTAR !

Happy Birday Mommie !

On 30 July, we celebrated Mommie's birday. Because she is a special needs Mommie, for a present, Daddie bought her a breadmaker and baked her a Wheat-free, Dairy-free, Soya-free, Bean-free Decadent Dark Choc Cake ! What she doesn't know is, he got it straight from a Cake Mix and didn't really bake it himself ! But Kudos to Daddie for the GRAND, LOVING effort !