My parents frown when they see that I frown quite a bit in my sleep.
Sometimes, it's cos I dream that I lost my teat, so I panic.
Most times, it's cos I don't suck very well so I end up drinking gas and becoming more of a gas-bag than a baby.
If only my parents knew this, they'd burp me properly and longer so I could start smiling in my sleep instead.
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